Duck Duck Cougar?
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
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There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
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At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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