It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
