Too much gin, very little bucket
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
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