i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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