Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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