May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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