just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
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I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
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A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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