Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
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Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
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Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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