like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
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Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
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I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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