i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
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even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
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We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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