What a fucking waste of an outfit
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
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so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I won't apologize to a one balled man
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It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
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YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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