do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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