just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
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It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
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I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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