The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
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i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
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I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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