i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I think my fart just growled at me.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
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I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
there is glitter all over my balls
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