apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
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