Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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