I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
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Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
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Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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