I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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