i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT