i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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