i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Someone signed my nipple.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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