i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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