If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Randomize
