Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
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This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
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Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
im on a boat
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Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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