My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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