she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
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