I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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