ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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