hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
