I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
its liver damage thursday
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