Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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