I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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