piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
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i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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