this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
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he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
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Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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