some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
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Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
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I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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