I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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