I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
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I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
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I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
FUCK WHALES
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