Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
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