i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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