We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
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if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
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ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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