Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed

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(314): View more from Missouri

Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again

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(907): View more from Alaska

I've ID'd the nipple biter.

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(386): View more from Florida

I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..

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(813): View more from Florida

How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?

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(226): View more from Ontario

he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos

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