she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
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well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
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Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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