i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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