i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I CAN MOONWALK!
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
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I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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