Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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