Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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