To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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