The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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