How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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