After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
Randomize
