i already hear my dad disowning me
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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