he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
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Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
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I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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