Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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