I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
